Glenn Danzig's Verotika isn't Very Erotic, or Violent

One of my most anticipated movies for 2019 was Verotika from the horror-rock legend Glenn Danzig, and even though I'm extremely disappointed and think that this film is terrible in any possible way, his next film Death Rider In The House Of Vampires is one of my most anticipated movies for this year. I've seen so many "bad films" and low budget films that low budget isn't an issue anymore for...

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Under The Skin

An alien came to earth, wore the skin of Scarlett Johansson and made an album with Tom Waits covers....Oh wait, that happened in real life! Let's talk about the film now. An alien comes to earth, wears the skin of Scarlett Johansson, wears another skin of an animal on top of Scarlett's skin (A woman's skin is not enough for Scottish weather, it doesn't have enough fur) and roams the roads of Glasgow....

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Der Goldene Handschuh AKA The Golden Glove

"What's that awful smell" people ask when they enter Honka's flat, and if you watch this, you will ask the same thing. This film is so filthy that you'll need a shower after the end credits roll (or even before). This is the true story of a serial killer in Germany, in the 70's, but it feels more like a nightmare because every character looks like a degenerate caricature and every place...

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Adam Chaplin Is No Charlie

Directors: Emanuele De Santi, Giulio De Santi Writers: Emanuele De Santi, Giulio De Santi Stars: Emanuele De Santi, Valeria Sannino, Chiara Marfella Country: Italy Language: Italian Release Date: 31 October 2011 From the get go of Adam Chaplin (such a fitting name for a possessed superhuman maniac killer) you feel like you are inside an abattoir where the meat-mongers are...

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Terrifier Is Terrifically Terrifying

Director: Damien Leone Writer: Damien Leone Stars: Jenna Kanell, Catherine Corcoran, David Howard Thornton Official Sites: Official Facebook | Official Twitter Country: USA Language: English Release Date: 28 October 2017 (UK) The last couple of months this face kept popping up on my dashboard increasingly often. Whatever social media, vlogs and blogs I follow...

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Horror And Weird Music Videos (Pt.2)

The weather got a little warmer here in Edinburgh and I found an excuse to cool my self a little bit by diving in a sewage sludge of nauseous sounds and repugnant images. Here is what I came up on surface with! It's time for another HWMV! Are you ready to dance? Let's get started. Do you like massage? Do you find it relaxing although sometimes painful? Well, here is a massage for your eyes and ears,  but only the painful part. Welcome to Ultima II Massage, the finest massage...

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Gun Woman Carries A Baby Gun

Director: Kurando Mitsutake Writers: Kurando Mitsutake, Chiaki Yanagimoto Stars: Jennifer Mullaney, Matthew Floyd Miller, Dean Simone Country: Japan Language: English | Japanese Release Date: 29 May 2014 Quick word. There is this weirdo who makes his girlfriend avenge the rapist, then murderer, then rapist again, of his ex-girlfriend! After he washes her brains out and rips her ...muscles...

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Forklift Driver Klaus – The First (And Last) Day On The Job

Directors: Stefan Prehn, Jörg Wagner Writers: Jörg Wagner, Stefan Prehn Stars: Konstantin Graudus, Gustav Adolph Artz, Jürgen Kittel Country: Germany Language: German Release Date: 30 March 2002 (UK) Claus (not Kinski) just got his forklift driving licence and he's excited on his first day at work. Unfortunately for him and his colleagues he's going to fuck this...

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Knock Knock Knocking At The Devil's Door

Director: Nicholas McCarthy Writer: Nicholas McCarthy Stars: Ashley Rickards, Nick Eversman, Michael Massee IMDb Rate: 4.8/10 Country: USA Language: English Release Date: 8 August 2014  Scumbag 'boyfriend' takes advantage of his naive girlfriend by dragging her stupid ass to a trailer-park trailer in the middle of fucking nowhere, to meet...

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The Devil's Candy Is Sweeter

Director: Sean Byrne Writer: Sean Byrne Stars: Ethan Embry,  Shiri Appleby,  Pruitt Taylor Vince Country: USA Language: English Release Date: 17 March 2017 (USA) When you move into a house that you know that there has been a murder, and you listening to metal all day long, hanging Ghost posters on the walls and drawing reversed crosses,...

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